Normally when I think of two women wrestling I create this false reality in my head that somehow one of them will pity the other and they’ll start making out. Seinfeld referenced this in “The Summer Of George” episode, and it also happened in Wild Things. Outside of pornography I never thought I’d see this happen, but apparently Tonya Evinger had this to say last year before a fight with Gina Carano:
“I’d like to make out with Gina, but I am here to knock her out. Either way she wants it, though, is fine with me.”
I don’t know how the whole alpha lesbian roles workout, but that sounds like a pickup line if I’ve ever heard one.
If I remember anything from advanced physics it’s that two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, or maybe I remember that from Back to the Future. I guess for music videos there is some lesbian pseudo twin sister incest exception, that or they used a body double and some post editing tricks, either way if you want to see Pink making out with herself click the image above.
If these photos of Michael Phelps’s new girlfriend prove anything, it’s that she might be a lesbian, or a stripper, better yet a lesbian stripper! I guess all that swimming really did pay off.
